bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

i actually hate the way my father handles things

edenliaothewomb:

Eva Green, photographed by David Bellemere for L’Express Styles, Oct 21, 2014.
(click the image for extremely high-res photo.)

edenliaothewomb:

Eva Green, photographed by David Bellemere for L’Express Styles, Oct 21, 2014.

(click the image for extremely high-res photo.)

“Let me talk to my guy friend Sirius.”
— my mother talking about siri

mom helping me with my book review: you can just paraphrase the dust jacket

instead of panicking when i’m stressed, i start creating a thousand distractions for myself…

make me choose | piningangel asked

↳ hannibal or game of thrones

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